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Praying For Love In A Lap Dance

And Paying In Naivety

Created on 2006-01-25 20:37:12 (#9355472), last updated 2008-12-11

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Name:	Hooty McBoobs
Location:	Windham, Connecticut, United States
Website:	MySpace

Contact:

yoursinsintome18@yahoo.com

Bio

%Oh Me,Oh My%

Miss Kitty Kill. Girl In A Stitch. Or just Alyssa. I have no cool nicknames, only internet screennames and such. My full name is Alyssa Ann Major. I was brought into this world on October 18th, 1985 at 8:27am. I have spent 23 years in the state of Connecticut and will probably spend my life here. I've moved several times in my life but never more than 20 minutes from the Windham/Mansfield region. I didn't graduate high school. I dropped out at the begining of 11th grade. I got my G.E.D. in 2004. I plan to eventually go to college. I'm undeicided of what I shall major in but something with Computers or Forensics is where I'm going towards. Nursing is a likely option too. I should go to school for web design but I already know the basics and don't want to waste my time re-learning everything. I wear glasses because I am both near and far sighted. I have piercings, tattoos, and black hair. I'm obsessed with my hair. I'm not skinny. I have no real desire to be at this point in my life. I love my body and I love my mind. I have fantastic tits. I love showing them off. If I had my way, I would have many more tattoos and a few more piercings. I have no set style, but most like to call me "punk", "goth", or "emo". I don't like labels. I'm just a girl with little to no fashion sense. I love men. I can't live without them. Yes, it is partly sexual but it is mostly emotional. I'm bitchy. I'm psychotic. I'm a lover. I'm fiesty. I'm a tomboy. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm manic depressive. I suffer from OCD. I have crushes on many, many, many famous men & women. Alot of them wrestlers. I have an obsession with peoples eyes. I love blue eyes without a doubt. Give me a person with black hair and blue eyes and I swoon. I have no clue what else to say so feel free to contact me (i.e. look below) and ask anything your little heart desires.

%Contact Me%

email: yahoo.
AIM: CleHoPatra
Yahoo: Yoursinsintome18
GreatestJournal
InsaneJournal
MySpace
Twitter
Tyler Black Fansite

%My Loves & Passions%

Mark Jindrak. AJ Styles. Christian Cage. Shelly Martinez. Kevin Fertig//Thorn. Panic! At The Disco. The Dresden Dolls. Brand New. Music. Movies. Drawing. Reading. Boys. Older Men. Dyed Hair. Tattoos. Piercings. Cold Case. Napoleon Dynamite. The Simpsons. Family Guy. King Of The Hill. Bettie Page. Invader Zim. Neurotically Yours. Dean Winters. Denis Leary. Kiefer Sutherland. Corpse Bride. Topher Grace. Christina Ricci. Katherine Isabelle. Ashton Moore. Dropkick Murphys. Flogging Molly. CSI. Eric Szmanda. George Eads. Christian Bale. Harley Quinn. Joker. ChuckNorrisFacts.com. Web Design. Paint Shop Pro 7. Legend. Batman. AFI. Dashboard Confessional. Mxpx. Stewie. Gir. Neopets.com. Boys Kissing. The Killers. Sex. Queer As Folk. Nudity. Photography. Handbags & Purses. Shopping. Roadtrips. Audrey Hepburn. 24. Scarface. SomethingAwful.com. Dane Cook. My Hair. Bryan Adams. Billy Joel.

%Past Lives%

j_jordison_gurl 05-28-2001//08-09-2002

sew_my_lips 08-09-2002//01-25-2006

%Wrestlers%

Tyler Black. Jimmy Jacobs. Rain. Shelly Martinez. Jeff Hardy. Ashley Massaro. Kevin Fertig//Thorn. Matt Hardy. Christian Cage. Johnny Jeter. CM Punk. Randy Orton. Lacey. Rene Dupree. AJ Styles. Samoa Joe. Alex Shelley. Becky Bayless. Petey Williams. Chris Sabin. Homicide. Kirby Mack. TJ Mack. Joey Matthews. Nigel McGuinness. Shannon Moore. Austin Aries. Paul London. Ken Kennedy. Eric Young.

%Vitals%

Alyssa Ann Major.
10/18/1985.
5'3".
Naturally Dark Brown hair.
Big Brown Eyes.
Single As Single Can Be.
Straight.
Currently Working At Wal Mart In The Pharmacy Department.
3 Tattoos.
5 Piercings.
2 Dogs.
2 Cats.
1 Brother.
1 Niece On The Way
Live With Father.

consciouscalls//my icon journal for both LJ & IJ.

my various awards/banners I've received

Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.